Brian Goes to Ikea, Buc-ee Builds a Bookshelf

With some changes going on at our Houston base, our number of reservists has shot up, which has a negative effect on me since I’m at the very bottom of seniority. Basically, I can’t expect many calls to fly over the next month. And as much as I despise going to places like Ikea, it gave me purpose. Now at least I had some work to do. My niece has a small plush beaver named Buc-ee, who is the mascot for a truck-stop style convenience store chain throughout Texas. I enlisted his help in building the overly complicated Ikea bookshelf.
Buc-ee consults the instructions
The work begins
Buc-ee struggles with the wooden dowels

Buc-ee shows those dowels who’s boss
Buc-ee positions the shelves
Buc-ee lifts the side
Buc-ee begins to struggle under the weight
Buc-ee collapses
Buc-ee attacks the instructions with rage
Buc-ee is instructed to go back to task
After protesting, Buc-ee continues work
Buc-ee positions the bottom
Buc-ee screws in the final bits
Buc-ee lifts the bookshelf with all his might
Buc-ee gets cocky after getting the shelves upright
Buc-ee shapes the boxes
Buc-ee puts the top on

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